Darven


amazing friend, someone who knows how to make you laugh any time any where. if you’re in a bad mood he can use his darven rituals to bring anyone back from the dead and can make your day better. some times mistake him for jesus.
chelsey: lauren, i swear to god.. i think god paid me a visit last night, because i found a bag with a thousand dollars in it!

lauren: no that was just a darven.

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