Darvorkian
behavior that is so out of touch with reality that it threatens to swiftly remove your personal genes from the human gene pool.
we recently saw a young woman riding on the back on a motorcycle near a busy intersection, helmet-less and trying, with both hands, to light a cigarette while holding on with one bare leg wrapped part way around the driver. we thought this was a blatant example of darvorkian behavior.
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