Darwin Device


any device in which use results in death by those silly enough to use/operate the device.
gentleman 1: my mate just bought a gsxr1000

gentleman 2: oh a gixxer? well he’s now a temporary citizen, that’s a darwin device.

gentleman 1: bags his girlfriend

gentleman 2: how about we propose a spit roast?

gentlemen 1: oh, quite so.

both: mwhaha

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