Darwin Test
this is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. if you p-ss it suggests that you are partic-p-ting in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
girl> i had my baby.
friend> yay! you p-ssed the darwin test!
girl> i had my tenth baby.
friend> you already p-ssed the darwin test, isn’t this overkill.
girl> i’m trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
guy> that dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
friend> he either won a darwin award, or epic-failed the darwin test.
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