Darwined
to be looking at two pieces of evidence and concluding that they produced a third piece of evidence totally unrelated.
dude, what is you brain f-cking made out of meatloaf!? there is no way those two dogs gave birth to a non-dog, you must have been darwined high school.
darwined: verb. to get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.
newcast: “in today’s news, a local man in florida was severely injured when he tried to have s-x with a wood chipper.”
guy watching tv: “ha. darwined, b-tch.”
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