das spitz un sputzin
any 4 banger herman car anywhere in dah world…
4 banger 1600cc cars das spitz un sputzin herman machines.
ya vol we invented dur automobile. vhat u want us put computers in our smokin machines???
du automobile smells better than -ss end of a horse..
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