dash-diving


you are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your p-ssenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your ‘pay scale’, you quickly grab your p-ssenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin’ out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.
she: “what the h-ll are you doin’? are you dash-diving me from your friends?”
he: no way! it looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and i didn’t want you to get hit.
she: i call b.s., you were dash-diving me you creep!

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