when someone takes a sh-t in your car and you don’t know where the source is.
-opens car door- holy h-ll! what is that god awful stench? must be a dash doodie.
- designated diver
a designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim. person one: my mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it. person two: she needs a “designated diver’
- d*ck ashtray
v. extreme form of bdsm. when one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/d-ckhole. hey man, you don’t have an ashtray can i just flick it on the ground? nah man just use my d-ck ashtray.
dileesive means you are trying your hardest to get sick, because you want to skip an event you have to attend to. should we try and get dileesive tonight? via giphy
- dirty kerr
noun : small town in the texas hill country where people go to recover from drugs and alcohol. relapse rate is often high (no pun intended) and scallies run around hooking up with scr-t-s, thud dubbing the small town “dirty” bruh, i went home for the weekend but it’s time to go back to the […]