a data surgeon is the pup’s nuts of the general population who identify as a data scientist. like the medical profession, a data surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary data scientists because of their ‘life saving’ abilities to resuscitate projects. they typically have niche specialties so aren’t that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. data surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have p-ssed p-b-rty often support a beard of some sort. they have also been known to sniff their own farts.
bryon: “my node in the nosql repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. the mapreduce system needs to be re-defined. i’m going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the cl-sters. ”
kai: “jesus bryon don’t touch it! we need to get a data surgeon stat ! call 911python and i will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. “
- potato t*rd slime
secretions that derive from a rotten potato. often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent. “susan, i just found some potato t-rd slime from the potatoes you bought for last thanksgiving and it stinks!”
a ratchety large female who seems to only attract desperate fat guys and tweekers. as she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge -ss, her friend grimaced and thought “d-mn! there’s a perfect piece of dogcandy!”
the emotion where after meeting someone,you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago. -why are you so akalus,dude? -i got matched with an ap jhin in solo queue! probably one of the rarest and most mispr-nouncable names that could possibly be given to someone. derived from the greenland inuit word for “i […]
- dirty *ss air
a fart that doesn’t smell. it can be silent or loud, although most unscented farts make some sort of noise. simply put, the bark is worse than the bite. even though these farts are scentless, caution should still be taken because it can spread bacteria and sh-t. pete: (rrrrrrrip!) tom: grose pete, you farted! pete: […]
- grandfather c*ck b*tthole p*n*s
look it up on google omg grandfather c-ck b-tthole p-n-s very interesting .-.