Date ADD


when a girl can’t keep a guy’s attention for more than several days. when you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from advanced date add.
john: hey phil, i’d like you to meet amber.
phil: oh, i thought you were with melissa.
john: nah.
phil: that was a week ago. you got that date add, bro.

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