Date hair


hair that is commonly slicked with a greasy additive and parted in the middle with the hair curling at the end. used to impress in a date situation or when one is attired with one’s “sunday best.”
ed has nice date hair this evening. is he going out?

d-mn, joey. that date hair looks like ricky ricardo had s-x with a wet rat.

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