date movie
a movie that is so sh-te that you would only see it on a date with someone in the hope of having s-x with them afterwards.
girl: “let’s see pretty woman/moulin rouge/ sleepless in seattle/ the breakup.”
guy (says): “sure, sounds great.” (thinks) man, that’s such a date movie. oh well, at least i’ll get laid afterwards.”
the absolute worst movie of 2006. one of the worst films ever. so incredibly awful that they actually put alison hannigan in a fat suit. most of the people who watched it committed a big messy suicide in the middle of the theater. avoid at all cost. about as funny as a marathon of mind of mencia.
dude, that was worse than date movie.
i’m sorry for the death of your mother my friend.
to date movie, is to repeat something a re-f-cking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard
chris: you see date movie?
jacob: no.
::5 min later::
chris: you see date movie?
jacob: what the f-ck? you just asked me that, no.
::30 seconds later::
chris: you see date movie?
jacob:: no!
::5 days later::
jacob: you see date movie?
chris: eff you.
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