date munchies
when you’re h-rny and looking to f-ck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
to avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or m-st-rb-t- before you leave for the social event. this will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
“bro, i totally had the date munchies last night, she was a total b-tterface once i came.”
“dude gross! stop picking the first furby you see! you know that if you feed her d-ck after midnight she becomes a gremlin!”
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