date night
date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in -n-l s-x for the man.
a double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an -n-s.
m: ‘so is wednesday night date night?’
f: ‘only if i get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.’
m: ‘do we get to do it in the limo?’
f: ‘throw in the best champagne on the menu and you’ve got a deal.’
m: ‘i love date night.’
2 beautiful people partic-p-ting in a large amount of activities in one night
bernice and larry had a date night; they partic-p-ted in so many activities!
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