Date Shanghai
a date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date…whether the person wants to date the other person or not.
‘to shanghai’ is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. it is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.
a date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.
“on my last night in town he date shanghaied me! i first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. when i invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn’t join us, so we spent the evening together).
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