date tape
duct tape used to restrain, blindfold or gag reluctant s-xual partners.
basically a guilt prophylactic device you provide to someone you really care about to spare them those uncomfortable morning-after worries about being a dirty, dirty perv or looking like one.
“just take a little date tape and some zip ties,” was darren’s advice for my weekend plans.
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