1) (noun) when you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..
2) (verb) when you’re on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn’t appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she’s eating..
1) “honey, will you give me a foot rub? they’re killing me!”
“or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?”
2) “how was your first date with mike?”
“ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!”
- david dexter
a david dexter is a bad -ss mother f-ck-r that constantly thinks about banging his missis. normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using s-x toys your such a bad-ss you must be a david dexter
- dirty whining
to be extremely close to someone’s b-tt whether on purpose or accident. -man stands up in front of kevin with b-tt in face- everyone: “oh snap! kevin is dirty whining!”
- dripping throat
only the weekend knows and when he thinks we are ready he will reveal the beauty behind the madness. “light one up, let me b-m a smoke still coming down, dripping throat” the weekend, dark times (feat. ed sheeran)
- dry kn*b
a dry kn-b is where a man is unsuccessful in getting p-ssy over along period of time! toby: oi scott i havent had any p-ssy lately! scott: gutted bruv you have dry kn-b !
- epic ditch
the biggest ditch of all time. jorge: where is mads hammer? he was supposed to drive me home. håkon: he left five minutes ago. jorge: wtf! now i have to wait 6 hours for the next bus. håkon: what an epic ditch.