Datetron 3000
a sophisticated dating robot sent back through time to change the future for dozens of lucky ladies.
matt: “dude, check out the datetron 3000, he has been on a serious tear, i heard he was even dating on sundays”
chuck: “yeah man, the d3k loves his sunday and mid-week dating, he is a f-cking machine”
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