Dating Regret
when you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
i can’t get out of bed today because i’m experiencing some major dating regret.
this dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it’s making me sick.
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