dating rules
fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
there is the common “statement” form, encountered when an action is illegal:
“john! you moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!”
also common is the “impossible question” form, where no correct answer is possible:
“tim. does this dress make me look fatter than normal?”
“do you know what day it is today?”
rare, but still worth mentioning, is the “invented” form:
“this form was invented to fill up some sp-ce on the page”
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