Dave Barry


the absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the earth with his presence. he has written such books as “dave barry slept here: a sort of history of the united states” and “dave barry’s only travel guide you’ll ever need”. support him in any way you can.
the first major president to be elected after the war of 1812 was president monroe doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. this policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. other nations are not allowed to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. but we are.
3. ha-ha-ha.

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