Dave Ivemey
the most vicious type of paedophile, destroying every child’s -n-s in his path.
also is the father of george “jelly tots 69” ivemey, his first, original victim.
“i can’t believe dave ivemey is allowed to work in a school.”
“yeah i know, last time i spoke to him he f-cked the sh-t out of me and put my sister into a coma.”
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