Dave Keuning


guitarist for the killers.
started the killers with brandon flowers.
has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
dave keuning is so awesome, that he’s awesome.
1) lead guitarist for the inconceivably s-xy vegas-based band, the killers.

2) rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) will probably get really drunk and try to have s-x with you.

4) will probably succeed in having s-x with you.
it’s all for mark stoermer. that’s why dave keuning is here.

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