Davetarded


a total gay idiot, who’s really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for sh-t, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and f-cks up everything he does, who w-nks all the time and p-sses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..
“dont u dare say im ugly”
“okay your davetarded”

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