Davey and Goliath
a christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother f-ckers that ever lived. davey is a ballin’ human and goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa’. these two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa’ hater to davey. davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his d-ck as a gun, as his s-m-n is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. they both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him…..was his d-ck!
davey and goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.
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