Davian
a very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as h-ll!! he also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! he can kick your -ss at ragdoll avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.
guy: dude, davian got me in the -ss with his laser vision!!
guy 2: he crushed me with his pancakes of doom!
guy: oh, no he’s coming this way!
guy 2: oh sh-t it’s over!!!!
guy: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
both: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
davian: hey guys sup?
-big explosion-
news report the next day: and only davian survived.
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