David Dickinson
1. an english television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as “cheep as chips” and “bobby dazzler”. often refered to as “the duke”.
2. verb, to spead your partners -rs–cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. the sh-t smeared across your face will give you a “tan” similar to that of the duke himself.
david d-ckinson: this really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!
your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a david d-ckinson
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