david eckstein
the grittiest, yet sh-ttiest, baseball player around that everyone loves because he’s 3’4.
celz- man, that david eckstein is awesome. i’d rather have him up with the bases loaded than albert pujols.
dak- leave my house. i hate you. and don’t forget your hat. eckstein blows and so do you.
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