david furnish
the significant other of elton john.
sorry, boys, you’re too late…. elton’s already got a special hunk of sp-nk named david furnish!
also known as mrs elton john. in late 2005, ms david furnish vowed, in a civil union (or f-ggot’s marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with sir elton for the rest of her life. presumably, sir elton will similarly only sodomise david’s -ss or inject copious amounts of s-m-n into david’s gargling throat and no one else’s til one of them dies from hiv, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed r-ct-m or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
as part of his marital obligations, david furnish takes sir elton’s c-ck into his sloppy old -rs- on a regular basis.
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