David J. Garcia
a pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad att-tude and a taste for psychotic women. makes all of his money primarily off of (scary) stories where everybody dies. likes to call himself dj occasionally.
a popular phrase used for david j. garcia: looks like you pulled a deej!
mostly attributed to a crisis in (dj)’s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.
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