david long
if you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. if this man is your teacher hide your w-ngs in your pants and make sure not to pop a b-n-r in cl-ss or else he might pop a b-n-r in you.
david long: if you want your phone your gonna have to see me after cl-ss young man.
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