David Ortiz theory
the explanation as to why ortiz has no home runs yet. there are two theories.
a)he was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
b)he is just too old and fat to hit one.
guy 1: why hasn’t ortiz gone deep yet?
guy 2: he is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
guy 3: no, he’s just too old to hit one.
guy 1: ah, the david ortiz theory in action.
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