David Wowie


a state of being when you are ziggy stardusted
“she has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and ziggy stardust. methinks she is in a david wowie state of mind.”
noun: a highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. named after david bowie’s infamous crotch shots in the film labyrinth.
his tight trousers gave him a david wowie.

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