Davidoff Eau de Toilette
after one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and ‘dave’ is wondering what to get ‘amy’ for a gift. it is especially hard for ‘dave’ as he struggles to put food on the table. as he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a davidoff eau de toilette as it is the cheapest and most s-xually attracting gift for his lover ‘amy’
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