day late and a dollar short
means you’re too late. like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, “sorry, day late and a dollar short.” so basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
guy: hey, will you go out with me?
girl: sorry, day late and a dollar short… guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
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