day one shit


a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
patterson-“hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?”

tw-t-“why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

patterson-“we are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on.”

tw-t-“that’s day one sh-t, and your a sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!”

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