daycreet


pr-nounced: (day-kreet)

1. a bouncy ball with a fluffy bunny tail on one end and a pastel picture of a redneck on the other, usually played with my jewish girls at the age of 12 and a half.

2. an extremely large growth on the end of ones elbow, usually referred to as a slump-lump, commonly occurs on african children in zambia. this growth changes colors according to the time of day and what mood you are in. can also occur inside the rectal cavity.
1: ” tell suzan to get in here or i’ll pop that god d-mn daycreet!”

2: “oh my god! dude i think i have a daycreet! we need to go buy some t-shirts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#$%$!!!!

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