Dayturian
1 pint an hour – every hour – for 24 hours.
time for the third bi-annual dayturian.
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the act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting. “oh man, zac was flarting last night wasn’t he?” “yeah. he smelled like sh-t”. failing + flirting = flarting an attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt. usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can’t break ice, or just aren’t that attractive (physically […]
- Luketard
a lukewarm r-t-rd. in between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways. she isn’t playing with a full deck because she’s a luketard
- leak out
to urinate….plain and simple. “dude, where’s your bathroom? i have to leak out” to slip out of a party or social situation unnoticed in order to avoid the shame and humiliation of leaving early. (see leaker) hey, where did mike go. he was just here a minute ago. did he leak out and go home […]
- Slam Pumps
a phrase used by young men to define the act of s-x with a female. preferably with a: a younger girl than oneself or b: with a cougar on the prowl. slam pumps are usually a s-xual act where there is no emotional commitment or drama the next day. best case scenario you don’t remember […]
- Midnight Landscaper
is a person that goes out at night (usually on weekends, under the influance of beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property. lagwagon lyrics to “stockin the neighbors”: “…dave’s a midnight landscaper, and he’s working overtime, and he is full throttle–full throttle tonight. (alright!)…”