dbi


don’t be immy
dbi (don’t be immy) means to generally be a fool, so if someone’s being silly they should be told to not be immy
dont beg it!

begging it with people all the time

started by josh f
boy 1. you look nice today (to a girl)
boy 2. omg, dbi
don’t beg it
this slang word is used widely amongst the english youth. it is generally used referring to someone who is kissing -ss and generally begging for someone to like them or seem cool or whatever.
it is now however used to just simply annoy each other.
dbi: when a person who wasn’t raised around ‘the streets/ghetto’ uses slang just to impress or seem cool or maybe the other way round…a person who uses big words to simply impress.
douche bag index – similar to the smog or pollen index, it’s the ratio of douche bags at a particular location to the total number of people times 100.

for example, if there are 75 people in a room but 15 of them wear flatbilled hats, drive lifted f-150s, visit glamis often, or are boston red sox fans then the dbi in the room would be 20, (15/75) – 100.

— acronym coined by mike k.
douch bags range in forms of flatbiller, mma tapout posers, f-ck stick, glamis bro, bro ho, guido, or any other wannabe bad-ss poser.

this place sucks! with the ufc fight on tonight the dbi is over 60 in here.
dont beg it
-john liked alice’s photo-

johns mate : dbi.
dirt bag index. multiply number of tattoos by number of missing teeth to find how many days since person’s last day of bathing.

tn=b, where t is number of tattoos, n is number of missing teeth, and b is days since bathing.

most commonly used unofficially in hospitals.
nurse: good lord, this guy’s dbi is 45, somebody get me the hose.
dbi -data bureau of investigation – when a cell phone carrier converts into this agency to let one know that his or her data limit has been reached;
cell phone carrier informs you that your data speed is being reduced to a level that similar to dial up.
grazee, you just received a text from the dbi informing you that your data speed will be reduced because you’ve used nearly 2.5 gigs in three weeks!

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