DCTB
dctb
don’t confuse the blonde.
in other words, if you are blond, stupid, naturally blond, or just confused its an easy way to say that this person is confusing you in a clever way. like don’t feed the animals. do not confuse the pretty blonde.
instead of:
1: and so the was this circle with a corner but i did eat my peanut b-tter cups in greenland at the theatre parle vous francais?
2: what? this makes absolutely no sense don’t be mean to a perfectly smart confusable girl.
say:
1: and so the was this circle with a corner but i did eat my peanut b-tter cups in greenland at the theatre parle vous francais?
2:dctb
or..
in cl-ss
1: 3+6 times 2 minus 1793025 to the third power equals x square root of the third term in the quadratic matrix.
2: dctb…
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