de-thong


what one does after a long day at a dance compet-tion. when sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their b-tt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go “de-thong”. an action for the sake of comfort and relief.
“my oh my i am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but i really must go de-thong – excuse me for just one moment.”
to pick your underwear out of your -ss
jennifer had a m-ssive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

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