de wet
de wet is the irish’s answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. with his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things pokemon, a de wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of jamaican bobsled team-members. if you ever come accross a de wet, be sure to catch em!
person 1: “sally, i met a de wet last night… i was chasing a rare pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye”
person 2: “well i hope you caught him too!”
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