Deacon
as in joey an ’80s disabled celebrity, who despite being severly physically disabled was just as intelligent as you and me… or not thought the millions of children watching blue peter in the uk a the time!
an insult to the intelligence of a fellow school pupil in the ’80s: “deeeeacon”
a deacon is the second most powerful member of the church. he can cast every spell except for holy.
the deacon couldn’t do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.
an erect human p-n-s, any size shape or color.
bob~ “hey girl, have you met the deacon?”
sue~ “deacon… who’s the deacon?”
bob~ “the deacon yo mouth b–tch!”
sue~ “nope.”
ffs you idiots! obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so i will enlighted you to the real meaning of the term.
first of all, a deacon is not a p-n-s, nor is it a “low” ranking in the roman catholic church.
in catholicism, a deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the greek word deacon means -ssistant.) deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate holy communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.in conclusion, deacons usually help the priest and read scripture in the m-ss.
lastly, it is not a “low” rank in the church, as training to become a deacon takes over 4 years. deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard lay person, or possibly even religious brothers and sisters.
heirarchy of the church:
1. pope
2. college of cardinals
3. bishop
4. priest
5. deacon(my dad)/religious orders
6.everyone else
a low-ranking member of the roman catholic church.
jones became a deacon of the church.
to leave an online forum in a huff.
f-ck you guys. you guys are -ssholes. i’m deaconing out of here
a low-ranking member of the roman catholic church or a low-ranking male member in the lds(mormon) church that has the aaronic priesthood.
bob became a deacon in the church.
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