Dead As Fuck
saying “dead as f-ck” means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless – or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
-your friend falls down a huge -ss set of stairs yelling the whole time-
you: (-ssuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am dead as f-ck!!! you shoulda seen your face!
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