Dead bear penis
this is a highly complex s-x position where the woman is giving a bl-wj-b and right as you’re about to blow your load all over her face you take your p-n-s out of hee mouth and c-ck slap the sh-t out of her and then c-mming all over the slap mark. thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your p-n-s.
lois was giving me the best bl-wj-b so i just had to pull a dead bear p-n-s.
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