dead body buddy


a friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you’ve killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. this is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you’ll never have to invoke the “dead body buddy” clause.
i was stranded 30 miles outside of houston when i had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and i didn’t know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.

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