Dead cats foot


‘dead cats foot’

the term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
it can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
as we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
think!.
x.
‘hey mate, you comin’ for a takeaway?’
y.
‘no you go, just get me dead cats foot and chips’

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