Dead Conch


a girl the has no t-ts and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. just not blue.
d-mn i met a real dead conch very flat. i did and nothing was floopin
a girl the has no t-ts and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. just not blue.
d-mn i met a real dead conch very flat. i did and nothing was floopin

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