dead crawfish
a dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the b-tt (instead of pulled up against the chest). one’s head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. if done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk–ss friends laugh till they p-ss their pants.
check it out! here comes a dead crawfish!
(-splash!-)
bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
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