Dead Dick
(n) the opposite of whiskey d-ck. the ability to maintain a m-ssive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.
(v) to maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken s-xual intercourse, all under the guise of great s-xual performance.
“last night i had drunk s-x with my girlfriend for four hours without ever c-mming. i had dead d-ck so bad i almost called the cialis hotline.”
“all these girls think i’m so great in bed, but really they all just got dead d-cked.”
when a chick teases you really good and you think you’re going to get laid, and then she totally stops. like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel.
dude with a b-n-r: oh my god baby you’re so hot!
hot blonde sweedish chick: so are you! (playing with his d-ck)
dude with a b-n-r: so this means i’m getting laid right?
hot blonde sweedish chick: nope. (as she walks out of the room and drives home)
dude with a b-n-r: man! she gave me such a dead d-ck!
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